As the shadow’s of 2009 grow long and the new dawn of 2010 beckons, I figure this would be as good a time as any to announce that as of next issue my column in the pages WL will be no more.

As the shadow’s of 2009 grow long and the new dawn of 2010 beckons, I figure this would be as good a time as any to announce that as of next issue my column in the pages WL will be no more. For the majority of you, I’m sure this will probably come as a great shock and I have no doubt this news will have ruined your Christmas, something which I am eternally sorry for. However, before hose pipes are inserted into car exhausts and medicine cabinets are raided, I’d like to use this opportunity to declare my column will live on, in some capacity here, on the WL site. Frequency in updates however, largely depend on my missus and whether she will decide to replace my lap top for Christmas. I use it regularly - and as a means of telling Tim Nunn that I needn’t come into the office because ‘I can work from home.’ However, last week I placed the computer on the arm of the sofa after telling her to ‘be careful!’ Immediately after though, she knocked it off and now it won’t turn on again.
I reassured then her, that she shouldn’t feel bad about it, just be mindful that millions of eager followers of my column desperately need me in their lives. I don’t think she really cares though, because she just glared before telling me ‘I shouldn’t have put it there in the first place.’

This is the lap top I'd like for Xmas, please.

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No no no Matt Smith 2009-12-19 13:28:06 Now come on stop messing about. Why on earth would you take out your column in the mag. It will be like buying a Jamie Oliver cookbook with out the cooking times in it. This is bollocks, who do I complain to? Seriously, this is bollocks! Reply

Heartbreak sean 2009-12-26 01:12:06 Benjamin, i appreciate you love your missus, but lets be honest . this isnt love.she just brke my heart. your coloumn at the end of each magizine is the spunk at the end of the bate, the gold at the end of the rainbow. i sincerely hoe that the fine establishment of wavelength will reconsider this decision. pretty please. its eleven minutes late to ask for this as a christmas present.otherwise i would. sean Reply

Dean 2009-12-19 16:37:33 Yeah I have to agree with Matt. You should leave it in. Love the 'and finally some random thoughts of the editor' style of you column. Reconsider please!! Reply

t 2010-01-04 13:40:31 what exactly IS that laptop, and very sorry to hear about your wobbly arm chair arm Reply

stacker 2010-01-04 13:49:09 isnt that a power book? Bring the column back! Reply

sven 2010-01-07 18:11:15 start typing Reply

Some sort of joke? Stovey 2010-01-08 09:21:35 Is this a poor attempt at some sort of yuletide jolly jape? Why would you do this to us? Please retract your statement and re-insert the column as soon as possible. You don't need a laptop - get yourself into the office. Reply

Will 2010-01-12 22:26:37 Utter cock. I only bought the mag to follow Mr Selway's troubles with adulthood in the back pages. Selway - be honest with us. Did you back yourself into a corner? Are you voluntarily withdrawing the page because you've slagged off women (and now have got one) slagged off marriage (and now you're engaged) and slagged off having kids(and I know from your missus that you're up for them). Are you that vein that you have to bow out before your peers realise you are totally limp? Reply

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